1. You are thrilled to sleep for three consecutive hours without getting up to pee or feed/burp/change the baby.
2. It takes 2 hours until you can get into the shower. For 3 minutes.
3. At 10pm you realize you haven’t even stepped outside all day.
4. You leave a 10 minute face mask on for an hour and a half. Oops.
5. You are lucky to brush your teeth before noon.
6. You go out in public wearing one brown flip flop and one black one. (That was actually the first time around, right after I had Asher)
7. You can’t fathom there being any more poop left to be pooped.
8. You can take 100 photos of a sleeping baby. Sleeping.
9. Your favorite part of the day is getting your baby dressed in cute new clothes.
10. All you want to do is sit around and stare at your little miracle.

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