For lunch today, a few colleagues and I visited Pastazios – a fine Pizza establishment in Addison Circle. A couple of the guys didn’t want pizza, so they went next door for a hippie sandwich. As we finished eating, one of the guys that ate next door (let’s call him Bobby Digital) poked his head through the door and made a very loud announcement to the entirety of the very crowded restaurant.

“Those men at that table over there,” he pauses and points at us, “They all have herpes.”

Bastard.

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